The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did the seal with one fin say to the shark? If seal is broken, do not consume.
Did you hear about the man who cut off his left leg? He’s all right now.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
Son: Dad, can I watch the TV? Dad: Sure, just don’t turn it on.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs.
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?” No sun.
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A bagel
Mom says I have no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.
I went to see the doctor about my blocked ear. “Which ear is it?” he asked. “2018,” I replied.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.