The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
My cat was just sick on the carpet. I don't think he's feline well.
I wanted to go on a diet, but I feel like I have way too much on my plate right now.
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
Why did the little strawberry cry? His mom was in a jam.
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
How do you get a farm girl to marry you? First, a tractor.
When the grocery store checker asks me if I want my milk in a bag, I say no, I’d rather keep it in the carton.
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing? Something catchy!
I wish my gray hair started in Las Vegas because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
This ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my eighteen brothers and sisters but they didn’t have any idea either.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.