The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
Did you know the first French fries weren’t really cooked in France? They were cooked in Grease! (Greece)
What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner's on me.
Why did the scarecrow get an award? Because he was out standing in his field.
Mama always said “Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.” Well I did it! Bank balance: 9.11!
My sister got captured by terrorists while vacationing in Iraq But I guess jihad it coming
A bear wanders into a police station He was just there to bear witness
(written by my 13-year-old son) What do you call a pig with herpes? A warthog.
A butcher was selling a barrel of pork For 600 dollars.
Dad cooks dinner. He gives his kids deer meat, but doesn't tell them but gives them a clue.Dad: What kind of meat is this, it's something mom calls me every day.Sarah: OMG Billy, It's an asshole don't eat it.
I told my friend that sometimes after you go to the bathroom, you can wipe yourself and the toilet paper comes up completely clean He said “no shit”
A dog walks into a pub, and takes a seat. He says to the barman, "Can I have a pint of lager and a packet of crisps please?" The barman says, "Wow, that's amazing! You should join the circus!" The dog replies, "Why? Do they need electricians?"
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Drac Frost