The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did the boy say to the mounted policeman? I've never seen a horse with two dicks before!
Saw a fat chick wearing a shirt that said “guess” So I said about 340, now she wants to fight
What kind of dinosaur has a spike in his butt? A bronto-sore-ass!
Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah!
What do you call a hot dog on wheels? Fast food!
Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said 'parking fine.'
Why do melons have weddings? They cantaloupe!
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
I sold our vacuum cleaner; it was just gathering dust.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.'
Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots…
Why are pigs so bad at sports? They always hog the ball.
What country's capital is growing the fastest?' 'Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.'
I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.'