The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.
What country's capital is growing the fastest?' 'Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.'
I named my dog “5 miles.' So that I could frequently say, “I am going to walk 5 miles now.'
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
I have a clean conscious—it's never been used.
You think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg.'
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, 'This isn't working.' I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
What happens when you pinch a grape? It lets out a little whine.
What kind of magazines do cows read? Cattlelogs!
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
I talked to a poet who only wrote about wells. His stuff was deep.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!