The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
What concert would cost only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be.
How do you deal with a fear of speed bumps? You slowly get over it.
What's black and white and goes around and around? A penguin in a revolving door.
What happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided at sea? Their crews were marooned.
Why are pigs so bad at sports? They always hog the ball.
How does a penguin build it's house? Igloos it together.
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
What did the hamburger name its baby? Patty.
I bought Spotify premium for an uninterrupted music experience. But I still hear my wife’s bickering between songs.
What does a dad get in their stocking if they’ve been naughty? Char-coal.
How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!