The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
Why was the stadium so hot after the game? Because all the fans left.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, 'I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.' The patient asks him, 'Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?' The doctor calmly looks at him and says, 'Nine.'
What's the best thing about Switzerland?' 'I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.'
Where do you learn to make a banana split?' 'Sundae school.'
What do you call a magician who loses his magic? Ian.
Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex? Because they were watch dogs.
What happens to Jason Momoa once he dies? He becomes Jason Nomoa.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? “Hand eeeeeyeeeee……'
This morning, Siri said, 'Don’t call me Shirley.' I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”
Why couldn’t the bike stand up on its own? It was too tired.
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.