The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
My Gran fell asleep last night with a cigarette in her hand. That woman was the best thing since sliced bread. Now she’s toast.
What do you call 2 lambs dating? A relationSHEEP.
Ice Cream gets tested positive for Covid in China I hope they've put it straight into iceolation
After dealing with dad-jokes all winter... I'm hoping to get him back this summer with some son-burns.
Did the dinosaur era actually exist? You bet Jurassic did
Why didn’t Peter Pan’s career in stand-up take off? Because his jokes Neverland.
The inventor of sliced bread Is likely the one that cut the cheese.
did you hear Oxygen and Magnesium got together **OMg**All I knew, till last week Oxygen was dating PotassiumBut they said it was just **OK**
Two kittens were chasing each other in the jungle Suddenly one slipped and fell, it's mom saw and told it: tiger shoelaces together or you'll fall again
My dad just decided to invest in a sausage company. It was the wurst decision of his life
Why are bakers so rich? They make so much dough.
A slice of apple pie is $50 in Jamaica and $00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Can February March? No, but April May.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
What religion are crows? Birddism.