The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
One of my friends and I just get together to eat hot dogs and tell the honest truth. It’s a frank relationship.
Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A bagel
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
My wife says nothing rhymes with “orange.” And I said, “No, it doesn’t!”
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? It’s pasture bed time.
I used to be able to play piano by ear, but now I have to use my hands.
I’m friends with almost all the letters of the alphabet. I just don’t know Y.
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court? Annette.
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.