The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
In the beef army there was a soldier who always snuck up on the enemy from the left or right. He was a flank steak.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana? A slipper.
I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
What do you call a sheep that knows karate? A lamb chop.
I just saw a sports car being driven by a scantily clad sheep.... It was a lamb-bikini.
A Native American, Pirate, and Frenchman walk into a bar. The bartender walks over and says, "Gentlemen, hau, arrrrrrr, oui, today?"
A woman asked me if I thought she was wearing to much makeup. I told her it depends on whether or not she was trying to kill Batman.
I put the punchline to this on top of a Conifer tree. If you don't get it, joke's on yew.
A guy is introducing himself to a lady in a bar Him : Hi my name is Daniel but my friends call me DickHer : how do you get Dick from Daniel ?Him : you ask nicely ...
A couple is hiking when they see a set of tracks... "Look" says one, "a father and his kids are on this trail." The other asks "how do you know it is the father? It could be mom.""Nope. Definitely the dad...see the Pa prints?"
What does one potato say to another when he’s horny? Wanna hash?
What do you call a guy with two dicks? Ambidextrous.
What do you call someone who doesn't care about printers? No fax given.