The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, "You have to help me, I think I'm shrinking." "Now settle down," the doctor calmly told him. "You'll just have to learn to be a little patient."
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
You can tell it's a dogwood tree from its bark.
I got hit in the head with a can of Diet Coke today. Don’t worry, I’m not hurt. It was a soft drink.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.''
What do houses wear? An address.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
Did you hear the one about the kid who started a business tying shoelaces on the playground? It was a knot-for-profit.
Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?' 'It didn't have the guts.'
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.