The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.
My printer’s name is Bob Marley. Because it’s always jammin’.
What did one hat say to the other?' 'Stay here! I'm going on ahead.'
Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.'
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.'
What did one wall say to the other?' 'I'll meet you at the corner.'
What's the best smelling insect?' 'A deodor-ant.'
What do you call two octopuses that look the same? Itenticle.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs.
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.'
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.'
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus but graphing is where I draw the line.
You can't trust atoms. They make up everything!
I got hit in the head with a can of Diet Coke today. Don’t worry, I’m not hurt. It was a soft drink.
Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.