The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
Why did Eminem prefer the Johnson & Johnson vaccine? You only get one shot.
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark? ' I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
Why did the thief take a shower before robbing the bank? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.
What do you call recently-married spiders? Newly-webs.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
Why did the watch go on vacation? To unwind.
Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.
What did one hat say to the other? You go on ahead.
I once wrote a song about a tortilla, but it's more of a wrap.
I like to spend my weekends playing chess with elderly men in the park. But it’s becoming more difficult. You try finding exactly32 old guys.