The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!
I went to buy a pair of camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any.
What did one hat say to the other? You go on ahead.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I was going to go on an expensive vacation with a classical pianist, but he was too baroque.
A son tells his father, “I have an imaginary girlfriend.” The father sighs and says, “You know, you could do better.” “Thanks Dad,” the son says. “That means a lot.” The father shakes his head and goes, “I was talking to your girlfriend.”
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
What is a calendar’s favorite food? Dates.
Which friends do you always bring to dinner? Your taste buds.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
Robert Patrick, an actor best known for playing the T-1000, has left behind the Hollywood life to pursue his dream of owning a pest control business. He is quoted as saying “I can’t wait to start my new life as an exterminator.”
what do you call ghost snot? BOOOOOOgers
Roses are red, violets are red, grass is red OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE
What did one snowman say to the other snow man? Do you smell carrot?