The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Just made up a joke and it’s brilliant! What does Donald trump and a Mac book pro have in common? They aren’t PC
So I tried cat for the first time yesterday Just kitten
What did the youngest piggy in the family always get stuck wearing? Ham me downs
How do you call a Lada on top of a hill? A miracle.- -And how do you call _two_ Ladas on top of a hill?-Science fiction- -But how do you call _three_ Ladas on top of a hill?-An interesting place for a Lada factory.
Testing makeup on animals is WRONG... They are cute enough already.^Just ^thought ^I'd ^share ^this ^wholesome ^joke.
Where do typist go for a drink? To the space bar
How tall is the world smallest grandmother? One Nanameter.
Mick and Paddy are reading head stones at a nearby cemetery. Mick says," Crikey! There's a bloke here who was 152!"Paddy says, "What's his name?"Mick replies, "Miles, from London."
My friend Nick is known as the grill master amongst us, but his ground burgers are undeniably the best. He's got a real Nick knack patty whack!
I ordered some Avocado Toast at a cafe, but imagine my surprise when I was given 602214076000000000000000 pieces of toasts. It was then I realized... ...I'd accidentally ordered Avogadro's Toast.
Yesterday I swallowed a bottle of food coloring. I'm ok, I just dyed a little inside.
Breaking news! Due to heavy storms, all the rivers in Egypt are flooding. The citizens of Cairo are still in denial
Why do crabs never share their lobsters? They're shellfish.
Why didn't the astronaut come home to his wife? He needed his space!
Why do ghosts go to the pub? For boos.