The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed!
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana…
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down…
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Where do burgers go dancing? At the meatball.
What is heavy forward but not backward? A ton.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.