The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did the plumber say to the singer? Nice pipes.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut.
“I got fired from my job as a taxi driver. It turns out nobody thought I was fare.”
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
I went to a really emotional wedding last week, even the cake was in tiers!
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.
What do you call a kangaroo’s lazy joey? A pouch potato.
"Did you get your haircut?" No, I got them all cut.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to go spreading it!
Why did the scarecrow get an award? Because he was out standing in his field.
Why are fish so smart? Because they swim in schools.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you. I have contacts.