The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I went into a bar and said to the bartender, “Surprise me...” So he showed me a naked picture of my wife. ~Rodney Dangerfield
What did the knight say to the turnip? Begone, foul beet!
What is the difference between a freshly made pizza and a hungry jungle tiger? One tastes delicious to you and you taste delicious to one.
I have a question about cow tipping. Is 15% enough?
I hated eating my greens in school when I was a kid They always tasted worse than the other crayons
Two cows are standing in a field... Two cows are standing in a field, One turns to the other and says, “Did you hear about the Mad Cow Disease going around the farm?” The other cow responds, “Good thing I’m a helicopter.”
Did you hear about the magical gorilla taking ceramics class at Hogwarts? It's a Hairy Potter.
What form of art is very popular among college kids? Ramen doodles
I took British Airlines to court after losing my luggage. The judge threw it out because we had no case
It’s not a good idea to have a horse as a pet if you live in a city. They need to grow up ..in a stable environment.
A guy was running around trying to determine the source of physicians' flatulence He was only following doctors odors.
I got fired from my job at the library... Apparently the book on women’s rights doesn’t belong in the fiction section.
What do you call it when a bunch of ghosts slime the same person? Boo-kkake!!!
Psychologists have discovered a new way to see into the minds of those with ADHD They're calling it AD4K
I don't know whether there is a dumpling-shaped pasta made of potato flour, but I'll believe it when I see it. You can say I'm agnocchic.