The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.
My wife told me to quit doing my terrible Arnold impression, but don't worry, I'll return.
What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise. Dawn is tough on Greece.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracabrador.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Nobel. ' “Nobel who? ' “Nobel, so I knock knocked. '
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. 'No,' I said. 'It's to look at.'
How do you make a water bed bouncier? Add spring water.
What did one wall say to the other?' 'I'll meet you at the corner.'
Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good shape, good mileage. Only driven from time to time
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
What do you call a bear that is missing his ears? B.