The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I don’t trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.
The pony couldn't sing because it was a little horse.
How does a taco say grace?' 'Lettuce pray.'
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.'
How does a boar sign its name? With a pig pen.
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.'
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.'
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Nobel. ' “Nobel who? ' “Nobel, so I knock knocked. '
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
I searched for a lighter on Amazon, but all I could find was 401 matches…
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.