The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall! Terrible king, but made a great ruler.
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.'
Son: Dad, I’m hungry. Dad: Hi hungry, I’m Dad.
A guy walks into a bar and there’s a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, “What are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a horse tending bar before? ' The guy says, “It’s not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place. '
The first thing Santa's elves learn in school is their elf-abet.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, 'I always have a few Twix up my sleeve.'
People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise. Dawn is tough on Greece.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it!
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just wanted a bit more space.
My therapist told me I have problems with verbalising my emotions. Can’t say I’m suprised.
What happens to Jason Momoa once he dies? He becomes Jason Nomoa.