The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

Bruce Lee was fast, but he had an even faster brother… Sudden Lee.

What's a tornado's favorite game? Twister!

My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.

In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.

What’s the leading cause of dry skin? Towels.

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.

Do you know the most important job of a grill master at a restaurant? To please their steak holders.

How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.

Last night my wife and I watched two DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.

What do you call a fly with a sore throat? A hoarse fly.

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.

"Your wife and daughter look like twins," my friend said. "Well," I replied, "they were separated at birth."