The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What happens when ice cream gets angry? It has a meltdown.
I want to name my puppies Rolex and Timex so I can have watch dogs.
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
“My extra winter weight is finally gone. Now, I have spring rolls.”
Mom asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can't see anything.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A vel-crow
Two Grains of Sand... Two grains of sand go on a trip to the beach. One says to the other, “Jesus, it’s crowded here!”
I take my time while putting toppings on my hotdogs. I choose to relish the moment.
Who would win at scrabble between a Squirrel and a Raccoon? The Squirrel, it has a Q in it!
There's a Greek myth about a stream whose water will attach itself to your skin for all eternity. The river sticks
Michael Avenatti is no longer representing Stormy Daniels In other words - he pulled out
Last week, I met a Genie who said he’d grant me one wish, I only had 3 choices:First was a better memory. Second was a larger penis. Third was… well I can’t remember what the third choice was.
A dragon would never explode But a dino might
What did the egg say to the frying pan? I’m sorry I can’t get hard... I just got laid.
The price of lumber has gone up so much... That the Feds confiscated a load of 2x4's buried in kilos of cocaine.