The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I just got a new job at the prison library It has its prose and cons.
If Toys-R-Us sells toys Then Babies-R-Us must sell babies
Robert De Niro has six children, That’s mucho de niro.
I tried to make Indian sourdough But that was a naan starter
TIL there more slugs in the world than snails because slugs... ...don't wear protection.
My running coach told me to increase the volume of my runs So I unplugged the headphones and played my music from the speakers instead.
I invented a SJW alarm clock. It not only tells you the time, it reminds you what year it is, too.
what do you call a country that's ruled by a lion, a witch and a wardrobe? a banarnia republic
The birthday dragon tried to blow the candles for the 254th time. Btw the party was on fire. We had a blast.
My farmer friend used his stimulus to buy baby chickens. He got the money for nothing, and the chicks for free.
What language do people speak in the middle of the earth? Core-ean
How does a taco say grace?' 'Lettuce pray.'
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.'
What's a sea monster's favorite lunch? Fish and ships.
What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging.'