The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
My daughter just shrieked at me, 'Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?' What an odd way to begin a conversation.
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.
Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? You will see one later and one in a while.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know...'
When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?'
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.
How does cereal pay its bills? With Chex.
What do you call a poor Santa Claus?' 'St. Nickel-less.'
Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke? It'll crack up.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
What do you call 50 pigs and 50 deer? 100 sows and bucks.
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.