The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do wives and shingles have in common? if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.
My son tried riding his bike without training wheels today and the bike kept falling... I guess you could say it was two tired!
Why are the bathrooms so quiet at Pfizer headquarters? ....Because the P is silent. (a 12 year old told me this after I got my Pfizer vaccine)
I took my niece to the zoo the other day... The only animal there was a small, scruffy looking dog.I called the zookeeper over. "What's with the scruffy old dog? Why is that the only animal?""It's a Shih-Tzu"
Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery? Because it didn't habanero.
I used to have a job collecting leaves. I was raking it in.
Did you hear about the power outlet that got into a fight with a power cord? He thought he could socket to him.
What's that Nevada city where all the dentists visit? Floss Vegas.
Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it's pretty handy.
What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!
What instrument do skeletons play in the band? A sax-a-bone.
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this
Just look at that couple down the road,' a wife told her husband. 'He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?' 'Are you insane?' he responded. 'I barely know the woman!'
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie.
Why do pumpkins sit on porches? They have no hands to knock on the door.