The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you. It's a little fishy!
Where’s the one place you should never take your dog? A flea market.
How does a penguin build it's house? Igloos it together.
How did the pirate get his ship for so cheap? It was on sail.
What do you call a fish with two knees? A tuna (two-knee) fish!
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
I wish my gray hair started in Las Vegas because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
Why do hamburgers go south for the winter? So they don’t freeze their buns.
What happens when ice cream gets angry? It has a meltdown.