The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
What did the cannibal choose as his last meal? Five Guys.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby.
How does cereal pay its bills? With Chex.
I have a few jokes about retired people, but none of them work.
My cat was just sick on the carpet. I don't think he's feline well.
What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich? Provolone, but only if you have it’s parmesan.
Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
I failed my calculus exam because I was sitting in the middle of identical twins — I couldn’t differentiate between them.
To the person stole my laptop with my copy of Microsoft Office on it: I will find you. You have my Word!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
Why shouldn’t you trust trees? They seem shady.