The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What would the Terminator be called in his retirement? The Exterminator.
Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
What do you call a zombie’s butt? Deadass
Where do boats go when they're sick?' 'To the boat doc.'
What kind of milk comes from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun? She was a Roman Catholic.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!'
So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? “Hand eeeeeyeeeee……'
What do you call a fake noodle?' 'An impasta.'
I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.
What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise? LMAYO.
What do you call a magician who loses his magic? Ian.