The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.'
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
Your wife and daughter look like twins,' my friend said. 'Well,' I replied, 'they were separated at birth.'
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I'm reading an anti-gravity book. I can't put it down!
Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.'
What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
How do cows stay up to date? They read the Moo-spaper.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
What do you call Bill Gates when he’s flying? A Bill-in-air.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.'
How do you get a blind person to see? Usually by boat.