The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did the pecan say to the walnut it was chasing? I’ll cashew eventually!
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
I’m friends with almost all the letters of the alphabet. I just don’t know Y.
Have you heard of the new sport called Quiet Tennis”? It’s like normal tennis but without the racket.
A man is washing his car with his son. The son asks, “Can’t you just use a sponge?”
Where do you learn to make ice cream? At sundae school!
Have you heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mainly wrap.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
“Today my son asked me, ‘Can I have a bookmark’? I burst into tears — he’s 12 years old and still doesn’t know my name!”
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
What's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
The surgeon's first circumcision was tricky. Eventually, the surgeon managed to pull it off.