The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you tell Drake if he says something stupid? Ok groomer
Why was the man at the cookout so happy? He met the grill of his dreams.
When you call 911 no matter where you are your phone will connect to even the smallest amount of service to get your call through They use the same idea to make mobile game ads
Why did the Nuclear Power Plant have an aquarium built next to it? To put all its nuclear fission.
I took my family to a fancy dress party, I asked my wife to be a panda, my kid to be a koala and I went as a grizzly. My wife didn't get the joke, so I said I will tell you when we get to the party... At the party I still refused to tell her and told her to be patient, so when we left... ...I simply turned to her and said, thanks for bearing with me!
What do you call a frozen pair of panties, once it defrosts?! THAWNG.
Biology tell me you're 70% water. Physics tells me that you're 99.99% empty space. Chemistry tells me that you're 60% oxygen. But I'm telling you that you're a 100% CUTIE!!!
What do bus drivers put on their morning pancakes? Traffic jam
As Northern Germans, we really struggle with the six feet distance mandate ... Hopefully we can go back to our usual 10 feet distance after being vaccinated.
I went to CVS to get toilet paper and they ran out because of the virus. So I bought a candy bar and the receipt gave me enough to last for weeks.
Why is the forest floor covered in leaf litter? Because nature abhors a vacuum
My mum said to me, "can you please pass me a book mark?" Absolutely broken. 25 years old and she doesn't know my name is Scott.
An Indian man walk into a bar.. Let's wait for him...
A cat says meow, a dog says woof. What does a hippo say? "Gimme your marbles!"
I was having an argument with the wife and she said " When i married you, i thought ypu where brave"..... And i said "So did i all my friends"...