The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.'
You can't trust atoms. They make up everything!
What made the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
You can't trust atoms. They make up everything!
Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?' 'It didn't have the guts.'
How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh?' 'Nothing, it's on the house.'
Why is Peter Pan always flying?' 'He neverlands.'
I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five
How do you follow Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints.
What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble 07.
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
I asked 10 people what LGTBQ standed for… Couldn’t get a straight answer!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.