The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.'
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.'
I used to be a personal trainer. Then I gave my too weak notice.'
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.'
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.