The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
An invisible man married and invisable women. The kids were nothing to look at.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
Mom asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can't see anything.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon Prime account? Prime mates.
I absolutely love and admire the unintellignt, overweight, yellowish-orange skinned man with the bad combover covering his baldness who has had his finger on the nuclear button all these years... Wait... I was talking about Homer Simpson, who did you think I meant?
What did the homicidal vegetarian say? I would kale for some salad.
Why do pirates not know the alphabet? They always get stuck at "C".
I've just invented a thought controlled air freshener. Sounds crazy!! But it makes scents, if you think about it.
Just got to get this off my chest.... I'm getting sick and tired of people complaining about the price of things, $2.70 for coffee, $1.50 a cookie, $4.00 an hour for parking. If I hear any more moaning.. I'm stopping inviting people to my house.
My dad said It was Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit and Anders Celsius to create the terms used for thermometer scales I replied: Don't you think it's egocentric to name everything after yourself? He said: well, to be fair they both worked hard for their degrees!
Did u hear about the cow that jumped over a barbed wire fence? It was udder destruction
What do you call it when an famous English actor goes on a big, long tirade? A huge rant
How do you fix a broken gorilla? With a monkey wrench!
Top joke in my second grade class this week: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for his miserable summer.