The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
I haven't spoken to my wife in four years. I thought it would be rude to interrupt her!
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.
Why can't a leopard hide? He's always spotted.
How does a penguin build it's house? Igloos it together.
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What do you want?" The man says, "Oh, just some fruit punch." The bartender sighs and shakes his head, "If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line." The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble 07.