The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, "No, just leave it in the carton!"
What has one horn and gives milk? A milk truck.
What do you call two ducks and a cow? Quackers and milk.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable.
What did the llama say to his date? “Want to go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.”
Why did the scarecrow get an award? Because he was out standing in his field.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
What kind of milk comes from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
Why did the little strawberry cry? His mom was in a jam.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make? Brrrroooom, brrroooom.