The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless!
Why did the scarecrow get an award? Because he was out standing in his field.
What do dogs and phones have in common? Both have collar ID.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
Did you hear about the walnut and cashew that threw a party? It was nuts.
People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise. Dawn is tough on Greece.
What’s the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
I have a few jokes about retired people, but none of them work.