The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I’m friends with almost all the letters of the alphabet. I just don’t know Y.
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business!
Why did police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play.
How did the pirate get his ship for so cheap? It was on sail.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
Did you hear the one about the Butcher's pet pig? It didn't make the cut.
A pirate with a steering wheel on his crotch walks into a bar When the bartender asks him why it’s there, the pirate replies, “Aargh, I don’t know, but it’s been drivin’ me nuts!”
What concert costs just 45 cents 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
Grandma: What's the German guy who's hiding my medicine called? Grandson: Alzheimer's, Grandma, alzhemier's.
Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes.... Large, small, circle, square, thin crust, deep dish, extra toppings....