The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten-tickles!
I can’t believe Comic Con 2020 got cancelled because of covid 19! It was the one group of people who were 100% guaranteed to wear masks.
My son told me he wanted to be an oyster shucker when he grew up. I was displeased with his shellfish ambition.
When wearing a bikini, a woman reveals 90 % of her body Men are so polite that they only look at the covered part.
Did you guys hear about the fatal accident at the cheese factory? A photographer was photographing a group of tourists when a huge wheel of cheese fatally ran overhim.To be fair the entire group was yelling out CHEESE!!!
Why did the man ask his boss for more salad? He thought he was due a celery increase.
I call my toilet the oval office.. It's got a think tank, and a pipeline for delivering healthcare reform.
Why was the color green notoriously single? It was always so jaded.
A steak pun is a rare medium done well.
Why was the Samsung phone's camera blurry? It had lost its contacts.
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
Can February March? No, but April May.
I want to go on record that I support farming. As a matter of fact, you could call me protractor.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.'
What did the ocean say to the beach?' 'Nothing, it just waved.'