The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill? A lambslide.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable.
Did you hear about the cold dinner? It was chili.
I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
What has five toes and isn’t your foot? My foot.
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the dock.
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.
I was going to go on an expensive vacation with a classical pianist, but he was too baroque.
What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich? Provolone, but only if you have it’s parmesan.
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you. It's a little fishy!
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.