The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
My wife asked why I didn’t buy her flowers. To be fair, I didn’t know she sold flowers.
What do you call a fancy fish? So-fish-ticated.
How do cows stay up to date? They read the Moo-spaper.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up on its own? It was too tired.
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
The coach went to the bank to get his quarterback.
“I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.”
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed!
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”