The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
I told my dad he had to quit smoking. When it came to his health we just couldn’t brisket.
What did the Dalmatian say after dinner? That hit the spot.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court? Annette.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby.
What does a dad get in their stocking if they’ve been naughty? Char-coal.
What did the T-Rex use to cut wood? A dino-saw.
My son can only see in shades of beige, Doctors have diagnosed him with colour-blandness.
Did you know when you flip a canoe over you can wear it as a hat? It's cap-sized
A robber pulled a gun on the bank clerk and manager saying, “Give me all the money! I need it to set myself up in a trade or profession. You know, initial investment is needed to cover the overheads until my cash flow is established.” The bank manager said to the clerk, “You’d better do what he says, I think he means business.”
What sort of dice has its opinions formed by preconceived notions? A prejudice
My parents are rich... Edit: I’m rich and I need a shovel.
A lamb, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff Baaah dummm tssssssss
With the second lockdown looming, I saw a man purchase 3 crates of San Miguel, 2 bottles of tequila, 6 bags of paella and a sombrero. I think hispanic buying.