The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
What’s the least spoken language in the world? Sign language.
What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
My printer’s name is Bob Marley. Because it’s always jammin’.
Why do melons have weddings? They cantaloupe!
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know.'
I asked the librarian if books about paranoia were avaiable.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.