The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
A company made toy Titanics, but they weren't meant to be used in bathtubs. They were made for the sink.
I once turned down a farm job because it called for haulin’ oats. I told them, “I can’t go for that.”This is my friend’s joke - original, supposedly. Posting it here for feedback.
What do you call a religious rabbit? A pray animal
My uncle spent £250,000 on a new limousine and later found out the price does not include a driver To think he spent all that money and has nothing to chauffeur it!
Why is height reduction surgery almost always a bad deal? Because you're guaranteed to get short-changed!
What kind of award did the dentist receive? A little plaque.
If you live in Florida, make sure to take a black and white photo of the hurricane this weekend. I'm not exactly sure why, but I've heard a lot of buzz about a picture of Dorian, grey. People seem pretty wilde about it.
"The Daily Post wishes to apologise for a misprint in last Saturday's edition which described Major-General Sir John Simpkin as a 'bottle-scarred veteran' ". "This should of course have read 'battle-scared' ".
What is 10 + velvet? Velveteen
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.
My wife is always telling me I shouldn’t stick Q-tips so far in my ear At least that’s what I think she was saying
Why do people say "break a leg" before an audition? It's so that they'll end up in a cast.
I was at the park watching over my kid as he played when a lady sits next to the bench I’m on and looks at me suspiciously, then asks, “Which ones yours?” Blinking, I replied, “I dunno, still choosing...”
Just got back from my trip to Iran It was a blast!
My dad always believed in learning things by doing them. So when I was a kid, he threw me in the lake...So that he could teach himself CPRCredit: Anthony Jeselnik