The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street?' 'Traffic jam.'

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.'

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.

“I saw a 1,000-year-old oil stain; it was from ancient Greece.”

I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.

Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.

I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?

What do you call a fly with a sore throat? A hoarse fly.

What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has a meltdown.

Have you heard of the new sport called Quiet Tennis”? It’s like normal tennis but without the racket.

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.

My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.