The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street?' 'Traffic jam.'
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.'
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
“I saw a 1,000-year-old oil stain; it was from ancient Greece.”
I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
What do you call a fly with a sore throat? A hoarse fly.
What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has a meltdown.
Have you heard of the new sport called Quiet Tennis”? It’s like normal tennis but without the racket.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.