The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.
6:30 is hands down the best time on the clock.
It was an emotional wedding — even the cake was in tiers.
How do cows stay up to date? They read the Moo-spaper.
My kid gave me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. At least she inherited my sense of humor.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold, hard cash.
How do you teach kids about taxes? Eat 38% of their ice cream.
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!
What does a dad get in their stocking if they’ve been naughty? Char-coal.
What happened to the dating slices of bread that disappeared overnight? Turns out they e-loafed! I hope they grow mold together.
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”