The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
A steak pun is a rare medium done well.
What do you call a hot dog on wheels?' 'Fast food!'
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?' 'They're both Paris sites.'
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.'
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?' 'Walking. JK! Rowling.'
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
A steak pun is a rare medium done well.
Do I enjoy making courthouse puns? Guilty.
There’s a disease that makes you uncontrollably tell airport jokes. No cure… it’s terminal.
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
Why was the belt sent to jail? For holding up a pair of pants!
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.