The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

Why shouldn’t you trust trees? They seem shady.

What do you call a triangle with angles 42.0°, 69° and 69°? A Nice-osceles triangle.

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court? Annette

Scientists are saying that the capital of the Republic of Ireland has increased by a staggering 100%! It’s Dublin

Why did the black hole stop uploading to his YouTube channel He was void of ideas

What reward does a light rain get? A precipitation trophy

I remember being a kid and my parents filling my head with nonsense, like Santa, the Easter bunny and the Tooth Fairy. Well now that I’m older I don’t fall for that rubbish anymore, thank God.

What happens when a fork and a spoon get into a fight? Civilwar!

[Siri Beta] What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien? A mars-upial

It’s significantly harder for athletes to perform in todays temperatures I’ve read in the newspaper that the Government has forbidden fans at sport events

I’m making a coat out of pancakes. I call it my flapjacket.

Two rednecks watching a dog lick its balls... The first redneck says, "I wish I could do that." The second redneck says, "I reckon that dog would bite you."

My son got an F in his geography exam today. I sent him to his room but he ended up in the kitchen

my mom's (first language is not English) has called Joe everything else but Biden Binder, Barner, Beener, Bruner, Bender. And bonus, Donald Drum.

Why did the tired traveler go to Romania? So he could Bucharest.