The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Back in the 80's, Brian was walking in Belfast when he was accosted by a masked man, brandishing a gun The masked man asked "Are you a Catholic or a Protestant"? Brian replied "Neither, I'm an Atheist"The masked man was silent for a moment, then finally said:"Is that a Catholic Atheist or a Protestant Atheist"?
Just finished my first shift at a can crushing factory. It was soda pressing.
“It’s easy to stand in the crowd, but it takes courage to stand alone”, Mahatma Gandhi “It’s easy to stand alone but it takes courage to stand in a crowd” , Covid-19
I was with a group of friends when one of them suggested we play Twister. This person knows I'm not a fan of Twister. I hate being put in an awkward position.
What is the most expensive video-streaming service at this time? College
Im sexually attracted to pillows I sleep with one every night
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
What was the most ground-breaking invention? A shovel.
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!
Where do you learn all about ice cream? Sundae school.
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?' 'Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.'
How does a non-binary samurai kill people? They/Them.
Why was the stadium so hot after the game? Because all the fans left.
Do you wanna box for your leftovers? No, but I’ll wrestle you for them.
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?